Haha. In that case most cities I feel are overrated in terms of tourism. If you don't like beaches or water in general, better to not go to Goa at all. If you do like beaches, visit the beaches of North and South Goa, rather than the main ones, which are less crowded. The club scene is very sketchy, so please be careful while going for clubbing. Also try to cover Gokarna if possible. I feel like we get a better vibe over there than crowded Goa. All these suggestions are assuming you are new to visiting Goa, you might know more than me 😅