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Location:- a place where water scarcity is there
One day a man was having a bath a gram panchayat saw him bathe and he was enjoying bath.He wandered why he was enjoying.....
Gram panchayat: what r u doing? U r having a bath
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more... man: Sir if i am getting a direct "confirmed ticket" then why should I wait for the "tatkal"??
It would cost tatkal surcharge if I had to wait for the last moment...