Sir, I tried to make a slow train before between Lucknow and Varanasi. I thought my 13 hour train that took an absurd route would be the slowest. But when real life trains take MORE time than that normally, absurd becomes the new normal.
Hence, I have created the most absurd train that no politician in India can even dream of introducing. No Vande Bharat, no matter how slow, will ever be slower than this, except in winters that is.